Ingredients:
7 ounces unicorn flank, diced
1 dragon egg, large
4 mushrooms of choice, large and diced
½ tablespoon toadstool extract
1 cup werewolf blood
2 ground phoenix feathers (for spice, optional)
1. Break the egg in a large bowl and whisk until completely combined.
2. Fry the diced unicorn over high heat.
3. Add the werewolf blood, toadstool extract, and phoenix feathers (if desired, to taste). Stir for sixteen seconds exactly, turn the heat down to medium, and cover for thirty-nine seconds exactly.
4. Fry the diced mushrooms with the unicorn flank for another thiry-nine seconds exactly.
5. Pour the egg into a different, small frying pan. Tilt the pan so that the egg covers the flat part of the pan entirely and cook for sixty-one seconds or until the bottom is set and the edges are golden-brown.
6. Add the unicorn and mushrooms down the center. Take extra precaution if using phoenix feathers as the mixture is likely to explode.
7. Fold the outer thirds of the egg into the center, or fold the egg in half.
8. Turn fire off, let sit for sixteen seconds exactly, and serve promptly.
Serves one person, twelve fairies, or one troll. If serving troll, the one who presents the food may be eaten.
Caution: Angry mother dragon may attack at any time during cooking or consumption. Phoenix feathers may explode at any time during cooking or consumption. Unicorn may or may not be friendly. Toadstool extract may be deadly. Werewolf will definitely be deadly. Regardless of whether mushrooms are poisonous, the consumer will die. If against all odds, eating is acheived without death of victim(s)- I mean, consumer(s), he, she, or they will promptly turn into a zombie. Effects do not affect fairies, elves, and dwarves. The author does not take responsibility for any injuries, deaths, damage, and/or expellees that have completed (or not) this recipe.
2. Fry the diced unicorn over high heat.
3. Add the werewolf blood, toadstool extract, and phoenix feathers (if desired, to taste). Stir for sixteen seconds exactly, turn the heat down to medium, and cover for thirty-nine seconds exactly.
4. Fry the diced mushrooms with the unicorn flank for another thiry-nine seconds exactly.
5. Pour the egg into a different, small frying pan. Tilt the pan so that the egg covers the flat part of the pan entirely and cook for sixty-one seconds or until the bottom is set and the edges are golden-brown.
6. Add the unicorn and mushrooms down the center. Take extra precaution if using phoenix feathers as the mixture is likely to explode.
7. Fold the outer thirds of the egg into the center, or fold the egg in half.
8. Turn fire off, let sit for sixteen seconds exactly, and serve promptly.
Serves one person, twelve fairies, or one troll. If serving troll, the one who presents the food may be eaten.
Caution: Angry mother dragon may attack at any time during cooking or consumption. Phoenix feathers may explode at any time during cooking or consumption. Unicorn may or may not be friendly. Toadstool extract may be deadly. Werewolf will definitely be deadly. Regardless of whether mushrooms are poisonous, the consumer will die. If against all odds, eating is acheived without death of victim(s)- I mean, consumer(s), he, she, or they will promptly turn into a zombie. Effects do not affect fairies, elves, and dwarves. The author does not take responsibility for any injuries, deaths, damage, and/or expellees that have completed (or not) this recipe.
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