Svanalf's B&B, Part 2

Case in point: People decided that a) Thor should be female, and b) Loki was not supposed to be in a certain skit. *hem hem* Also, these are apparently the interesting people HTTYD-Loki said were coming.

I'm not part of the Doctor Who fandom. Hopefully I didn't kill anything - which I don't think I did, but still.

This is approximately three weeks late. Also, no one posts stuff here anymore...

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Scene ∞.
       Decs on: café table, reception desk, chairs
       Props on: none

       The gods are standing by the door of the B&B.
Loki: Well. Here we are again.
Freya: Again?
Loki: Yes. Again. You know Svanalf over there?
      Svanalf waves from her desk in the lobby.
Thor: We’ve never been here before.
Loki: Well, that’s because you were off at the 2015 freshman homecoming skit, Thor, and I hope you had a good time, leaving poor Loki at home alone.
Freya: It sucked. Like, really, really, sucked.
Odin: Be nice, Freya.
Freya: Shut up, Odin. You have to agree: It is an utter mystery what happened to the script.
      Pause for seniors to stop screaming.
Odin: But the backdrop was really good. Focus on the good things, you incompetent piece of trash.
Thor: I approved of the boat on it. That was cool. And the weird buildings. Very tall. And there was a large amount of dancing.
Loki: That’s the point of homecoming, you know. The random dancing.
Freya: And the destruction of the Bifrost was cool, too.
Loki: You aren’t usually this violent, are you?
Thor: She picked it up from me.
Freya: And then Thor took a leaf out of your book, Loki-
Loki: What?
Thor: Um… look over there.
      Thoryn enters.
Thoryn: Hi!
Loki: Oh my flibbertigibbits.
Svanalf: (disapprovingly) Language.
Loki: What? That wasn’t swearing.
      Thoryn exits.
Odin: Then what were you doing? Which coast were you on, east or west?
      Pause for juniors to stop screaming.
Loki: I was here, obviously.
Svanalf: Hello.
Odin: Oh.
Thor: Is there any decent drink here?
Svanalf: I have soda.
Thor: That will have to do, I suppose.
Freya: Oh, did I tell you, they managed to mispronounce Bifrost. Horribly.
Thor: Well, you didn’t tell them.
Freya: Why didn’t you? Or Odin?
Odin and Loki: (simultaneously) Who cares?
      Awkward pause.
Loki: So was it okay?
Freya: Did I not say that it was a nightmare?
      Pause for sophomores to stop screaming.
Odin: It wasn’t that bad. There were balloons. That was nice.
Loki: Heh. Balloons are bad for the environment.
Thor: Since when have you cared about the environment?
Loki: I don’t know.
Svanalf: Guys, you’re blocking up the entrance.
Loki: Oh. Sorry.
      They move out of the way, and all the gods are staring at him.
Loki: What?
Thor: Since when are you nice?
Loki: Since when do Viking helmets have horns?
Thor: That isn’t the same thing, you… you…
Loki: Now that’s the Thor we know and love.
Odin: Be nice.
Thor: What’s nice? All I know is take hammer, smash face.
Loki: Stop it.
Thor: I only said it once.
Loki: In this conversation, once. In all the conversations-
Freya: Stop arguing or I’ll bash you.
Loki: Nope. Not usually this violent. So. What did you do?
Odin: We awkwardly staged a dance-off. And… um… that’s pretty much it.
Freya: Be glad you didn’t go.
Odin: Be nice.
Loki: That is the third time you’ve said that, Odin.
Thor: Well, I think they’re going to visit us at some point in the future in a blue box.
      Pause for freshmen to stop screaming…  if they even realize that this is a shoutout.
Svanalf: Hey- Thor?
Thor: Yeah?
Svanalf: Did the box happen to have the words “POLICE BOX” written on it?
Thor: No idea.
Odin: Yeah. Though not in capital letters.
Svanalf: Oh dear gods. The Doctor… He’s coming…
Loki: Do not have a fangirl attack on us.
Thor: Fangirl?
Loki: It’s a concept from the future.
Odin: Oh no Loki, you haven’t been time travelling, have you?
Loki: Who says I can’t?

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Odin, Thoryn, Freya, TARDIS: Lynbrook freshman homecoming skit 2015.