Wednesday, October 7, 2015

*Correction

Math homework does not only have one correct answer

for example most quadratic equations have two answers.

I Hate Math Homework

WHY AM I WRITING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
IT'S INTERFERING WITH MY PRODUCTIVITY
ALSO IT MAKES CHRISTINE AND CAITLIN LOOK WAY MORE LAZY THAN THEY ARE
THEY ARE NOT LAZY THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANYTHING DECENT TO WRITE ABOUT
UNLIKE ME
I WILL WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, INCLUDING MY SOCKS AND FERRETS
I DON'T HAVE FERRETS
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ONE IN REAL LIFE EVER
*DROPS MIC*
*EATS BANANA VICIOUSLY*
*LEAVES*
*STICKS HEAD BACK IN*
CAITLIN YOU STILL AREN'T EXCUSED FROM NOT WRITING ANYTHING SINCE MARCH 17
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Math homework sucks.
Math homework is poo.
Math homework should be ripped up and left to die in the ditches.
     (especially if there are more than 32 problems)
     (32 = 2^5)
Math homework should not be taken in large quantities.
     (especially word problems)
     (that’s a different topic altogether and could make this poem 10 times longer)
Math homework is as appealing as a sock I have worn for seventy-five days straight.
     (which i have not)
Math homework is easily misinterpreted.
Math homework is easy to copy down wrong.
Math homework is tedious.
Math homework only has one right answer.
Math homework should be boycotted.
Math homework is suffering, death, and all things deemed unhealthy for children by human beings.
     (but they keep feeding it to us - pg 136 # 1 - 2, 11 - 17, 23 - 28, 33 - 34, 37 - 42,...)