I Like Whales

Since you asked, Selina, yes, we have abandoned this blog.

THE FACT THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND 99% OF THE FRENCH THING (the 1% being aujourd’hui)

I’M USING A SPANISH KEYBOARD TO TYPE IN FRENCH IS THAT SACRILEGE

L’amitie c’est manger tout le déjeuner d’autre.

(Friendship is eating all of the other’s lunch.) (I think. In theory. SELINA CHECK)

WHY IS THERE A C’EST EXPLAIN

SHOULD IT NOT BE L’AMITIE EST ____

*is even more of a noob than Selina*

My vocab is even worse. But in case you ever wanted to know, “pomegranate” is “grenade.”

Here is a song about whales. You may sing it to whatever tune you like.

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Whales are great
and they sing often.
Why? I don’t know.
All I know is that singing is good,
singing often is better,
and whales are the best.

Whales are great
and they jump often.
Why? I don’t know.
All I know is that jumping is good,
jumping often is better,
and whales are the best.

Whales are great
and they _____ (your verb) often.
Why? I don’t know.
All I know is that _____ (your verb in gerund form) is good,
_____ (your verb in gerund form again) often is better,
and whales are the best.

Bridge:
Whales! Oh, whales!
Lovely lovely whales!
You sing! You jump! You _____ (your verb)!
Whales are great!

Ending:
Whaaaaaaleeeessss! (drawn out for as long as possible)